It Is Titled

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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fraternityboy:

why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook

fruitcrocs:

i was coming back on the plane from america today and i turned on the plane’s chat room and discovered a riveting conversation between todd and ben

todd sure came well prepared for the english weather despite how hot it is atm 

wow todd that sounds really exciting

nice nice

hm

wo ah plto twist

bendover

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite
itsvondell:

Big Sexy

itsvondell:

Big Sexy

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

my brother got me a card

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

my brother got me a card

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life