when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
i was coming back on the plane from america today and i turned on the plane’s chat room and discovered a riveting conversation between todd and ben
todd sure came well prepared for the english weather despite how hot it is atm
wow todd that sounds really exciting
wo ah plto twist
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
my brother got me a card
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
This is my new favorite thing in the history of life